Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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