I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
