I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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