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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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