Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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