3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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