if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Pants are for mortals
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