her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
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Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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