I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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