Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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