Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Enjoy the penises
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
