Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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