he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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