So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
