Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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