I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
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It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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