If i come over, it means nothing
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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