Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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