like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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