go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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