So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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