Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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