Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
PANTIES FOUND
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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