Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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