question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
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Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
me + whiskey = a bad person
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
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