There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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