before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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