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This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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