it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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