Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
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I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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