He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
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Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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