I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
she woke up with a sticky ear
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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