Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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