kristin has been a bad kristin
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
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