Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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