He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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