I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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