Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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