last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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