maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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