Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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