ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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