my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Randomize
