YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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