Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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