Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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