I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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