So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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