dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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