so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We are two peas in an std pod
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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