TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize