you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
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when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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