her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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