you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
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Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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