He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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