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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.

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  Apparently you chose the latter.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent

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  don't you ever do that...

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.

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• (760): View more from California

  Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.

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