Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(925): View more from California

2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.

(1-610): View more from Pennsylvania

who'd you have sex with.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody

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(360): View more from Washington

we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip

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(406): View more from Montana

You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.

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