How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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