Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I just forgot I was standing up.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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