Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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